*meets u at a party* small talk is for posers, rate yr current level of existential dread from 1 to 10, let’s be emotionaly intimate forever starting now
I got my housing and dining package stuff for pitt in the mail today. The whole college thing is getting real and I’m excited
even the essays i write sound sarcastic
we should all just try to drink more water, eat less processed food, moisturize more, exercise more and love ourselves more.
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
Dude shut up I’m not gay. Just because I jerk off during Predator doesn’t mean I’m gay. I just appreciate power, I appreciate bravery. I salute the actions it took to stop the Predator. Does that make my dick hard? Yes, of course, and I won’t be ashamed of that. If you think that’s something to be ashamed of then YOU are the gay one. I love freedom and courage and America so yeah I fucking jerk off whenever I put on Predator.